How Not to Drive A Sports Car

[Bonta-kun]

Relative to driving, a plane does go a lot faster. I was on a plane that had TVs that would tell you the speed the plane was going. We were moving at over 700mph at one point.

Don't all planes have in-flight entertainment systems?

[Genichiro]

Don't all planes have in-flight entertainment systems?

No; American didn't have anything at all, and their food was lacking.

[Cirno]

It's okay, Gen had his imagination to entertain him, I'm sure.

[Bonta-kun]

Oh gosh...even the domestic flights in Australia offer in-flight enterrainment unless it's budget flights. On some budget flights, yeah my imagination always fills me stomach if there are hot cabin crew but sometimes I'd rather knock myself out.

[Genichiro]

I was flying economy; I can't afford anything beyond that. I just want to get from point A to point B

[Bonta-kun]

I was flying economy; I can't afford anything beyond that. I just want to get from point A to point B

I usually fly economy class too, except for 2 occasion when I got placed in first class and business class because the ticketing counters messed up my online bookings.

[Genichiro]

You know, if they messed up my ticketing, and got me a first class seat at economy price, I would be happy.

[Cirno]

You might be happy, but I think everyone else might be a little unnerved. You do have that look.

[Bonta-kun]

You might be happy, but I think everyone else might be a little unnerved. You do have that look.

Especially the cabin crew?

[Genichiro]

You might be happy, but I think everyone else might be a little unnerved. You do have that look.

I'm not a stalker, I just happened to look like one, for some reason.

[Cirno]

Especially the cabin crew?

Only if they're female. And Gen, don't even try to tell us you haven't tried to mentally undress at one of the flight attendants you've had.

[Bonta-kun]

3 months ago, I've had a male flight attendant hitting on me when I was put into one of the business class seats. I am very sure he was gay and so I had to tell him that I am meeting my girlfriend at the airport...luckily I did not see him again when I touched down in Tokyo. That was an unnerving experience.
 

[Genichiro]

Only if they're female. And Gen, don't even try to tell us you haven't tried to mentally undress at one of the flight attendants you've had.

I haven't; most of them were cougars. Nothing wrong with cougars, I'd totally date one, but I don't really actively think about it.

3 months ago, I've had a male flight attendant hitting on me when I was put into one of the business class seats. I am very sure he was gay and so I had to tell him that I am meeting my girlfriend at the airport...luckily I did not see him again when I touched down in Tokyo. That was an unnerving experience.
 

I bet that was a unique experience.

[Cirno]

3 months ago, I've had a male flight attendant hitting on me when I was put into one of the business class seats. I am very sure he was gay and so I had to tell him that I am meeting my girlfriend at the airport...luckily I did not see him again when I touched down in Tokyo. That was an unnerving experience.
 

You should have messed with him and said he wasn't your type. Not like you'll ever run into him again, right?

[Genichiro]

I don't know, weird things can happen when you try to lead on someone...